Just searched the word elote and I was flabbergasted , I mean its just so obscene and wrong, but theres something primal and sensual in it that made me question myself. Needless to say ive felt something in me just POPPED
The term gymnosperm comes from the composite word in Greek: γυμνόσπερμος (γυμνός, gymnos, 'naked' and σπέρμα, sperma, 'seed'), literally meaning 'naked seeds'.
Love this! My SIL and I once drove halfway across the US with a jerk of a plant named Ralph. We got several photos of him sightseeing, but he was a heavy drinker so he more often just had his leaves wrapped around a bottle of vodka. But he wasn’t a smoker - sorry you have to put up with that…
Yeah! And look to that they have plants and then casually ask for their vacation plans; And of course hint throughout your relationship that you know how to take good care of plants! Can't wait! 👌
Keep them away from poppies. Otherwise, they'll end up selling root pics on OnlyFerns just to afford a fix. And make sure they don't talk to magic mushrooms. Despite what you might have heard, he's no fun guy.
The Planter’s Mark with the nitrogen % had me dying. These plants have good taste lol. If I were your SIL, 1. I’d be laughing so hard it’d be hard to breathe 2. New level of love and respect unlocked 3. You’re definitely getting a big old hug lol, this is amazing on so many levels, high 5!!
Congrats! Any time spent on pranks that aren't mean and make you and others laugh is time well spent.
Find more shit that makes sober you laugh, no matter how silly.
Ps - depending on the age of your kid/s- googly eyes on condiments in the fridge can provide lols for a long time. They also make self-adhesive ones so you don't have to torture yourself while waiting for glue to dry.
Cigs, gambling, liquor, I’ve been through the same myself. Stems from not knowing one’s roots, it makes growing up tougher than it needs to be. Trust me, their only hope for salvation is to follow the light. Especially if they want kids.
This is so unbelievably cute. As a plant mom to many, I would love to have someone like you in my life. I always come home to dead plants and a half eaten pantry/fridge. SIL lucked out!
This might literally be the best thing I’ve ever seen. Sometimes I wonder if there are people in the world who have as much love for the little things, attention to detail, and adding joy wherever there is room as I do. This is proof that there is. You have a soul full of sunshine ☀️ never lose it!
This randomly led me down a rabbit hole about how apparently applying alcohol to soil can make some plants including major food crops like rice, wheat, and corn more resistant to droughts. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36003026/
I bet your SIL will remember this forever, it’s so funny and cute lol, and the fact that you took the time to do it is awesome. I bet you make a lot of good memories for people, keep it up. ❤️
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u/R_Weebs 8d ago
“Interspecies grafting” on CornHub got me